Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Lifestyles of the Why Are They Famous?

Poor Bobby Brown, down to his last penny, he is now asking to be being paid in gifts. Before appearing on “I Married a Baller”(to all ghetto people reading this, they mean baller as in sports) Brown asked for a car. Not to be sent but to be given as a gift. This fool is out of his mind. Is he even worth a car? Just maybe a second hand 1997 Chrysler Town & Country LX Minivan

How much is Bobby worth?
-Last solo album was Forever in 1997
-He is a bit rusty and used in the face
-Does not run to much, weed after all makes you slow down
-He does have a large family to take... well he has a large family
Worth $6000, second hand 1997 Minivan is worth $6800

hard times

He does at least have Superhead to pay for his cellphone bills. Yes, Brown does have a Suga Mama. Now on to Ms. Suga Mama 2

Oh B! How could you make such a song as Suga Mama, “come sit on my lap?” Please tell me that song is a joke, right B? The whole album is messy, too hyper, she over sings. B, you are no longer in a group so there is nobody to fight to sing over anymore. Just take your time and do it right.

Catfish Eyes and Prettyboy are suing the king of gossip, the National Enquirer, because they said her fake marriage was fake. Who knows how far Star will take this since she does have a lot of extra time on her hands. Now that the spotlight is back on her maybe her waxy face will melt and she will go away.

Until next week, I leave you with rappin Duke (think back to Biggie Smalls)


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